Season 3: Que Sera Sera
Good evening, folks. Welcome to the latest liveblogging of everyone's favorite super-sarcastic saw-bones! Get ready....
Get set...
BTW, while you're waiting for House, you can go catch up on last night's episode of Prison Break at Prison Break Central!
And if you haven't gone to vote yet, you could always go write in Jack Bauer or Dr. House.
Go!
2000hrs: Apparently the firemen have to rescue a hippo! Man! They need a freakin' crane for that dude!
2007hrs: House is late because he is incarcerated! Fat man is in trouble if House can't make bail.
2010hrs: Wilson to the rescue!
2011hrs: The team is lost without House!
2012hrs: Apparently Chase hates fat people. He must be a Republican!
2015hrs: Now we're discussing the structural integrity of MRIs. I guess that's a healthy discussion when MRIing Hippos.
2018hrs: Let's see if this MRI collapses...
2020hrs: Whoa! Raging Hippo got stuck in the MRI. I doubt that thing will work properly again.
2025hrs: STDs? Oh my God! The shear logistics of Raging Hippo having sex with anything other than a cow are simply mindboggling... Raging Hippo wants to go home...Awww poor widdle baby *snicker*
2030hrs: I bet he's craving a baby. Baby, the other other white meat.
2031hrs: This cop really has it out for House. Cops generally don't give doctors a hard time for obvious reasons. ANyhoo, it appears Officer IHateHouse served a search warrant on House's...well house.
2035hrs: So is House going to federal pound you in the ass prison?
2036hrs: House wants to send Raging Hippo home, and the mutiny is on.
2040hrs: Oh snap! Raging Hippo done fell out, and went through a plate glass window. I wonder is seismologists are wondering what the hell just happened.
2042hrs: Okay, we got Haliburton drilling into Raging Hippo's head. He's freaking out again.
2045hrs: Heh, Raging Hippo is a conspiracy theorist. And Cameron calls Raging Hippo an idiot.
2050hrs: House is going to hire Dewayne-Wayne as his lawyer. Now that's a different world.
2052hrs: Ewww, Raging Hippo has yellow crusty fingernails.
2055hrs: Raging Hippo has cancer. Cameron used a bunch of words too large for me to comprehend.
2056hrs: Officer IHateHouse is turning up the heat on Dr. Wilson. House is going to Federal Pound You In The Ass Prison...probably.
2100hrs: What are the odds on House going to prison?
This episode is awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, it hasn't started yet.
I have ESP!
ReplyDelete"...jump right to the dangerous treatment."
ReplyDeleteThere's still something wrong with you dude. Whales are less fat
ReplyDeleteThis is the wrong episode for Wilson to be speaking of "getting to the bottom of it."
ReplyDeleteGet to the bottom of...
ReplyDeleteFatty just fell through the plate glass
ReplyDeleteOk..I just tuned in...what's this about rectums? I thought he was going to fall on her and squash her.
ReplyDeleteThey want to drill a hole in his head. They figured out the problem. The whale has no blowhole!
ReplyDeleteFreakin' out while someone is drilling in your head is not a good idea.
ReplyDeleteThink they'll strike oil??? Cooking oil?
ReplyDeleteNot cooking oil... Bacon!™ grease
ReplyDeleteWas Hugh Laurie on Black Adder?
ReplyDeleteBTW...FU Bitch! I hate doctors. This is how I was treated by one doctor when I lost the use of my legs. I called her Dr. Doom. She's no longer a practicing doctor. Need I say more?
Sorry...didn't mean to rant on a show site. Uh oh...House is pissed. Extreme measure yet to come and another brilliant diagnosis.
ReplyDeleteHouse is about to lay into fatty
ReplyDeleteFatty has bad cancer...all throughout the body when it gets to the lymph nodes cancer. Of course he didn't smoke, so it is the fault of Republican fat-cats.
ReplyDeleteMy mom had lung cancer...she didn't smoke, but she was a waitress...I blame the democrats that blew smoke in her face. (She survived...18 years later, thank God.)
Good job, FM!