While Jack is busy stackin up corpses maybe we need a House Saved lives counter? Or a wise crack counter...but no super computer could keep up with that. Perhaps just a random quote generator. But those are long and boring.
You know what I think. If everything was nothing and no ones really sure what happened Tuesday night. Here's who I think really shot House...
The less attractive of the two

I managed to catch him fleeing and get an exclusive interview.
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LittleOrangeFox: Why Jack...why did you do it.

Jack Bauer: Because *sniff* I'm so jealous...so very jealous of BlogsForHouse.

LittleOrangeFox: Good reason...but not good enough. You better hope House doesn't catch you with his robot surgeon machine! Did you see what happened to the fat guy? He wasn't even a terrorist either!

Jack Bauer: I hope Cuddy doesn't open up a can of whoop ass on me!

LittleOrangeFox:You better believe she will!
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2 comments:
I'll take a 16oz can of Cuddy Whoop Ass please!
P@@sy. I'll take the whole case.
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